You forgot 'Closed course and Professional driver. Do Not Attempt at
Home.'
Clay
----- Original Message -----
From: "Lucky Pittman" <lucky.pittman@murraystate.edu>
To: <graze-l@witt.ac.nz>
Sent: Friday, December 03, 2004 1:21 PM
Subject: [Graze-l] OT - Email legal disclaimers
At 01:08 PM 12/3/2004 -0500, Walter wrote:
>I promise I didn't read any of the above. But rather than deleting it I am
>returning it, postage paid. Geezzz....
How do y'all like my disclaimer?
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